"Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter." Nietzsche.

Some incredibly DARK Onion articles.
(Warning: These articles are sick and emotionally torturous):

• "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"

• "If it's any consolation..."

• "Daddy Put in Bye Bye Box"

• "Don't Feel Sad...", by JonBenet Ramsey

• School Bully... (Headline).

Oh, to write for the Onion!