Visual Instructional Pamphlets:

For a happier shopping experience:

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For a happier Office Environment:

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Now, if i can figure out a way to make this work for cats...

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Change Of Plans

So originally i intended to make this blog all about "Winter Excursions" and other miscellaneous postings about my so called "life".

Instead it has become something of a internet oddities log. Well i'm going to go with it. I've created another blog purely for "Winter Excursion" and related entries. I'm currently working on completing "Winter Excursion 2". When that is done, i will link to it from this blog. (Perhaps i will even move the first "Winter Excursion" to it's rightful new place, if i ever have the time and energy).

Anyway, keep an eye out for the soon to be posted "Winter Excursion 2". And forgive me if i've strayed from my original aim with this blog.

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Good Grief

Been watching Arrested Development again.
Looking forward to a possible motion picture

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Some great quotes:

Tobias Fünke: " I would really like to kiss that man between the cheeks."

Tobias Fünke: "I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."

Tobias Fünke: "Ooh, I can taste those meaty, leading man parts in my mouth!"

Tobias Fünke: "Time for me to take off my receptionist skirt and put on my Barbara Streisand in the Prince Of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit."

Tobias Fünke: "My schedule however, is as open as my relationship with my wife. So why don't we pair up? And hit the town together! I'll be your wingman. Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!"

Tobias Fünke as Mrs. Featherbottom: "Ok, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Oh...right, I forgot; here in the states you call it 'a sausage in the mouth'."

Rita: "You found out."
Michael Bluth: "It took me long enough."
Rita: "Maybe you're not smart either. I didn't know until they told me."
Michael Bluth: "No. I'm just a narcissist who was too self involved to see the truth."
Rita: "That makes no sense to me."
Michael Bluth: "You know, maybe you're right. Maybe I am being too hard on myself..."

Please add to this list in the comments if you have any other personal favorites